Anime Review: ‘Fairy Musketeers’

I never knew how much I needed to see Little Red Riding Hood in a sword duel with Gretel until I watched Fairy Musketeers.

Fairy Musketeers (Otogi-Jūshi Akazukin). Starring Nobuyuki Hiyama, Rie Kugimiya, and Motoko Kumai. Directed by Takaaki Ishiyama, et al. TV Tokyo, . 39 episodes of 24 minutes (approx. 940 minutes). Not rated.

Available on Crunchyroll.

In the post-Madoka days when most magical girl anime is about blood, guts, and misery, or else full of snarky “irony,” I like to look back on an earlier, slightly more innocent time when magical girl stories were about giggly, fidgety females who saved the world in between shopping trips and junk-food binges. And when I look back on that time, I like to watch Fairy Musketeers. Fairy Musketeers is not the best-written magical girl show, nor is it the best animated, nor the best edited. But it has an intriguing premise, a likable collection of characters, a satisfying conclusion, and a sweetness that avoids becoming saccharine.

The Fairy Musketeers pose dramatically.
No magical-girl show is complete without goofy catchphrases.

Originally produced as an OVA (that is, a straight-to-video production, which doesn’t have the same stigma in Japan that it has in the States), Fairy Musketeers was later expanded into a 39-episode TV series, which is the more readily available version. Merchandising heavily dictated its content, and the show has a few out-of-place props and plot swerves as a result. Although it drags at times, it’s consistently fun. It is one of my all-time favorites, and it’s clean enough to let the kids watch.

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‘Secret Jouju’ in English!

My family has been struck down by the Wuhan coronavirus, though we’re lucky enough to have caught it in a variant that amounts to little more than lassitude and a mild head cold. Since we’re sick and off work, we’ve spent this time lounging around, complaining, and watching too much television.

I have mentioned before that I recently bought my toddler daughter a pair of training chopsticks that serendipitously introduced me to the Korean magical-girl series Secret Jouju, a CGI cartoon aimed at young girls and built around a toy line. At the time, I was unable to discover any detailed information about the series or find episodes in any language except Korean.

More recently, however, I stumbled upon the series in English. It’s actually right there on the official YouTube channel for the franchise, but despite being owned by Google, YouTube’s search function failed to discover it for me. Instead, I ultimately found it through Brave Search.

Here’s an embed of the first episode of the first season. Anyone interested can easily find the rest of the English-dubbed episodes from there:

My daughter is barely beginning to speak in complete sentences, but she can already say “Choochoo” (Jouju) and even wave her hand around and cry, “Chiriring chiriring,” which is Jouju’s catch-phrase when she casts spells. So, despite some shortcomings, this show clearly appeals to its target demographic.

Also, if my daughter has to watch some television, I’d rather it be something obscure like this where an ocean separates her from the toy franchise it’s based on. Unlike some other toy franchises, she won’t be able to see Jouju anywhere and everywhere to the point that she is tempted to build her personality around it.

First Impressions

Conceptually, Secret Jouju appears to take its inspiration from Pretty Cure and Sailor Moon with arguably a dash of Winx Club, though it has toned everything down and mushed everything together to the point that it lacks individuality. Although most magical-girl titles have franchise tie-ins, this one feels especially like a weekly toy advertisement, a feeling that is not helped by the look of the cheap animation, which makes the characters look like plasticky action figures.

That being said, the character designs—which improve notably over the course of the series—are fetching and also a relief from the sexually provocative designs that have come to characterize Japanese magical girls in their late stage. Jouju and her friends prefer flowing gowns (reminiscent perhaps of Wedding Peach) rather than micro-minis and bikini tops, which make me more comfortable letting my daughter watch this.

The Plot

When I reviewed the Korean magical-girl series Flowering Heart, I noted that it jumps into the story with almost no explanation. Secret Jouju does something similar.

The premise (what there is of it) is that Jouju is a fairy from the Fairy Tale Kingdom. One day, she impersonates the princess Cinderbella in order to woo a handsome prince and convince him to marry her. However, the real Cinderbella then shows up and reveals the deception. As if that weren’t enough, an evil witch suddenly attacks the kingdom. Jouju attempts to fight the witch but loses her magic in the process. Sensing this crisis, a magical item called the Secret Diary activates and seals away the witch—but also seals away everyone else in the Fairy Tale Kingdom, Jouju excepted.

The next day, Jouju wakes up to find a talking teddy bear and the Secret Diary in her bed. Both give her instructions to travel to Earth where she must make friends and help others in order to return Fairy Land’s inhabitants to normal. Each friend she makes receives a “Secret Flower” to make her a member of Jouju’s magical girl team. And although Jouju is oblivious, the viewer will easily discern that the longsuffering talking teddy bear following her around is actually the prince she’s in love with.

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There’s something interesting here that I, as an adult, would like to see explored in more depth, though the intended audience of early-elementary girls might be bored with it: Jouju’s former job as a fairy had been to turn girls into princesses, which apparently means that she served in the role of the fairy godmother from the Cinderella story, granting girls their wishes in order to ensure their happily-ever-afters.

But Jouju had found, she tells us, that these girls were always ungrateful for what she’d given them, so she finally decided to use her power on herself instead. All of this is delivered to us in brief hints, leaving us to fill out most of the details ourselves, but it informs much of Jouju’s behavior: She insists that she never again wants to use magic to help other people—even though doing so is the only way to restore the Fairy Kingdom.

The Heroine

When I first came across this series and watched some of it in Korean, what I saw came from later seasons, so some elements of this first season have surprised me. The first surprise is the character design, which is primitive in the first season but improves later on.

As a second surprise, Jouju in the early episodes is decidedly obnoxious. Taking inspiration from Sailor Moon, the heroine here is thick-witted, selfish, and gluttonous. She differs from Sailor Moon in a few important aspects, however: She is headstrong rather than cowardly, and she grows noticeably over the course of this series, whereas Sailor Moon’s character flaws (in the animated version, at least) get turned into a running gag.

A parent can easily see that Jouju’s shortcomings are things that Jouju needs to overcome if she is to complete the Diary’s tasks and save Fairyland, but I wonder if my tiny daughter is getting the same message or is merely thinking that Jouju’s funny antics are worthy of imitation.

The Dub

If a subtitled version of this show exists, I have not found it. The options at the moment appear to be the Korean version with no subtitles and an English version. While imperfect, the dub gives the impression that the voice actresses are sincerely giving it their all despite dubious material.

The dialogue frequently plods, but some of this awkwardness is clearly due to the young target audience: Characters express themselves in clear, simple terms and often say things in more than one way as if speaking to someone who has difficulty understanding. Since the intended audience is probably about five years old, we should excuse these affectations even though they sound unnatural to an adult. The dub frustrates me occasionally, but I don’t feel fit to judge it.

Overall Impressions

I have barely scratched the surface of what is now an extensive franchise with multiple seasons. Although I intend to keep seeing it with my daughter, I’m not binge-watching because I don’t want to let her watch too much television, so this post is a set of first impressions rather than a thorough review. My thinking at the moment is that this is little more than a generic magical-girl title for the youngest audience. Jouju’s bitterness over her role in Fairyland is intriguing, though it’s unlikely to get thorough exploration and probably couldn’t hold the attention of the average adult viewer.

Review: ‘Magical Angel Creamy Mami’

Creamy Mami, the Magical Angel, directed by Osamu Kobayashi. Written by Hiroshi Konichikawa et al. Starring Takako Ōta. Studio Pierrot, 1983–1984. 52 episodes of 24 minutes (approx. 20 hours, 48 minutes). Rated TV-14.

We haven’t reviewed an anime series here in a good long while. In large part, that’sibecause I’m married with children now, so I don’t have as much time to binge-watch TV as I once did. Besides that, I admit my interest in magical girls has waned slightly. Like, I have to deal with real-life girls now.

Anyway, Magical Angel Creamy Mami, which ran from 1983 to 1984, is a title I have wanted to see for over a decade, but aside from a short-lived Blu-Ray release that I sadly didn’t acquire in time, it has been almost completely unavailable in the U.S. except through piracy.

Recently, however, Creamy Mami appeared on streaming services. As of this writing, it is available on Amazon Prime, which is where I found it, but you can also watch it for free on RetroCrush, a service that streams older anime titles and which, notably, also hosts Magical Emi and Pastel Yumi, two other classics from the same era and studio. I’ll probably watch and review those next.

Creamy Mami singing.
Creamy Mami.

A review of Creamy Mami could be one sentence: If you are interested in magical girls, you should watch it. This holds such a place of importance in the history of the genre that any comments I might make about quality or entertainment value are largely unimportant.

But I’ll try anyway.

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‘My Senpai Is Annoying,’ Episode 2

My Senpai Is Annoying, directed by Ryota Itoh. Shunsuke Takeuchi and Tomori Kusunoki. Doga Kobo, 2021. Episode 2, “Udon with the Occasional Full Moon” (of 12). 24 minutes. Rated TV-14.

Available on Funimation.

The second episode of this series confirms my earlier suspicion that this show intends to draw only loosely from its source material, taking the vignettes of the manga and giving them a more definite plot structure. Unlike episode 1, which featured largely original material, episode 2 draws almost all of its incidents from the manga, but it has reordered and rewritten them. Because it’s doing a good job with this re-creation, I find that I can enjoy the anime without feeling as if I’m retreading the same story.

Igarashi clutches Takeda's sleeve.
Igarashi and Takeda.

The quality is  quite good, and though some occasional CGI peeks through the animation, it’s mostly not too obvious. Considering that the manga is quite sparse in details (despite being in full color), the anime is surprisingly rich, visually.

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Anime Review: ‘My Senpai Is Annoying,’ Episode 1

My Senpai Is Annoying, directed by Ryota Itoh. Shunsuke Takeuchi and Tomori Kusunoki. Doga Kobo, 2021. One episode (of 12). 24 minutes. Rated TV-14.

Available on Funimation (so avoid the dub when it comes out).

The first episode of My Senpai Is Annoying has dropped, and I decided to give it a look-see since the manga is so maddeningly slow at releasing new volumes. Readers may recall that I previously reviewed the extant English-language manga volumes, which I found amusing but unspectacular. The first episode of the animated version, however, indicates that it’s going to both improve and expand on the comic—which it probably has to do because it would run out of material otherwise.

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Watch ‘ViVid Strike!’ Before It’s Gone

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Sometime back, I wrote a largely enthusiastic review of Vivid Strike!, which I consider the best series in the maddeningly inconsistent Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha franchise.

As far as I have been able to discern, the series is only legally available, at least in the U.S., on Amazon Prime—and I recently saw that the series is slated to disappear soon. At the time of writing, Amazon has posted a notice that it disappears in nine days. Assuming I can count, that means it will be gone on October 1st.

The rest of the Nanoha shows have previously disappeared from Amazon and are, as far as I know, not available anywhere else to the English-speaking audience.

Despite its problems, I do think ViVid Strike! is one of the best encapsulations of the magical girl warrior concept. If you’ve not seen it, you might consider watching it before it disappears. It doesn’t require knowledge of the other titles in the franchise.

‘Creamy Mami’ on Amazon Prime

Long-time readers know I have a “no pirating” rule, so a lot of classic anime has been closed to me. Some years ago, it came to my attention that a fan-funded DVD of the classic Magical Angel Creamy Mami had been released. Alas, I missed the window of opportunity to purchase it, so this title quickly sank back into unavailability.

I recently discovered that it has cropped up on Amazon Prime Video. This was likely announced somewhere, but I missed it. I am reminded of the odd event from some years ago in which the long-lost Harmony Gold localization of Minky Momo quietly and mysteriously appeared on Amazon streaming and then disappeared again just as mysteriously and quietly. Some other magical girls, such as Lyrical Nanoha, have also disappeared from Amazon without explanation.

That being said, I think it’s a good idea to watch Creamy Mami while it’s available. There’s no telling when it might not be.

Magical Angel Creamy Mami is probably the most famous and best-loved magical-girl title from the Studio Pierrot era. It was the first “mixed-media” magical-girl franchise and introduced the concept of the “magical girl idol,” the heroine who lives a double life as both an ordinary girl and as a pop star, a concept that has been recycled in everything from Jem and the Holograms to Hannah Montana. The show launched the musical career of its main voice actress.

First thing I’ll note about the show is that Amazon wants a hefty chunk of change for it. Since this was made in the days when anime was a more robust medium, it runs to a full fifty-two episodes, which is gigantic by today’s standards (but not even enough for syndication in the U.S. when it orginally aired). Amazon wants a cool eighty-four bucks for the “HD version,” which you don’t even get to own and keep. We must note that this is an obvious ripoff: Having been made in the early 1980s, this show cannot be in high-definition, and no amount of tweaking can make it into genuine high-definition. The SD version, however, is half the price of the HD version. Since the “HD” version shouldn’t even exist, buy the SD version instead. The price is still too high, but it’s at least not obscene.

Comments on ‘My-HiME’

I think it may have been over a year ago that I said I was going to review My-HiME (2004). I haven’t watched it for a while and just now picked it up again; but in my defense, I have, in the last few years, gone back to school, changed careers, got married, had a baby, bought a house, and got three books ready for publication. I have not had as much time as I’d like to watch anime.

I still have a few episodes left to get through, so this is an off-the-cuff musing rather than a full review. It’s been an interesting series, drawing heavily from the magical-girl genre but veering into more shonen action-story territory.

It’s been extremely confusing, and though that may in part be because I’ve watched it sporadically, I don’t think that’s the only problem. It suffers from character glut, often introducing characters so abruptly that I’ve paused episodes to check the epsisode list and make sure I didn’t skip something.

A Mai-HiME character poses menacingly.
I don’t even remember who this character is.
The story focuses on these mysterious girls, all of whom happen to congregate at the same elite boarding school, who have the ability to conjur high-tech weapons and biomechanical monsters out of thin air. They’re known as HiME, which stands for “Highly-advanced Materializing Equipment,” complete with the ungrammatical hyphen. Why aren’t they called HAME, you ask? Because, of course, hime means “princess” in Japanese, so these girls are “battle princesses.”

The show follows a standard Japanese storytelling formula in which there are two arcs with a major plot change in the middle; at first, the HiME have to battle monsters called “Orphans” but later are forced to fight in a Battle Royale-type scenario, though the show fails to give them adequate motivation to turn on one another. Through it all, several powerful forces jostle to dominate the HiME, including a shadow government, a multinational corporation, the Catholic Church maybe, and a couple of reincarnated powers. It’s all very confusing.

Nun posing with an apple.
The Catholic Church is involved, maybe.
Unless it really turns things around in the next few episodes, my overall impression, which I’ll discuss at greater length in my review, will be that this has a great concept and impressive production values but doesn’t quite nail the landing. Too much to keep track of and too little explanation make this a bewildering, if pretty, spectacle. Incidentally, there is a spinoff series called My-Otome, which uses similar ideas but is not a sequel. After poking around on the Internet, I get the impression taht My-Otome is a more popular show, and I speculate that it’s probably because it’s less confusing.

Mai and that one dude.
I don’t know what’s happening in this scene, but it’s kinda hot.
All that being said, I have to add that My-HiME has one of the strongest opening episodes I’ve ever seen. I was really excited after episode one, in which several mysteries get introduced and a knock-down, drag-out battle takes place on a ferry, fully utilizing the unusual environment.

Unfortunately, the show immediately fritters away that built-up good will with several filler episodes, including one in which the girls have to track down an Orphan that steals panties (yes, really). Never have I seen a show that starts so good and goes downhill so fast. It picks back up later, but nothing else in this series has, so far, managed to equal that flawless first episode.

Anime Review: ‘Gosick’

This is another review I originally produced for a different site. At the time I wrote it, I was considerably less familiar with anime and anime subculture, so I have edited it to give (I hope) some better insights and context. At the time I originally watched it, the series was streaming on Crunchyroll. While no longer available on that service, it has found a home at Funimation.

Gosick, directed by Hitoshi Nanda. Starring Aoi Yuki, Takuya Eguchi, and Hidenof Kiuchi. Studio BONES, . 24 episodes 25 minutes (approx. ). Rated TV-MA.

An oddball anime with an oddball name, Gosic is a 24-episode series based on a set of light novels by Kazuki Sakuraba. Kalium at MegaTokyo described it back when it first appeared as more-or-less the best anime series of , and though it has some obvious flaws, it is overall quite good. Gosick is an attempt to blend four genres: Gothic horror, murder mystery, political thriller, and a more-or-less typical high-school romcom likely deriving inspiration from Toradora!

Victorique and Kujo stand in a graveyard.
Trying to be moody.

These four genres jostle each other on stage and frequently fail to get along, and the show’s well-meant attempt at Deep Meaning™ ultimately falls flat, but the visuals are consistently beautiful and Gosick succeeds exactly where it might be first expected to fail: Despite its use of shop-worn tropes, it is a well-crafted love story. Though weak in some ways, it accomplishes its main goal and does it with an unusual amount of class.
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Anime Review: ‘Princess Tutu’

You don’t know real pain until your waifu turns into a bird.

I am continuing to salvage content from my previous, now-defunct blog. This is a lightly edited version of a post that originally appeared over there: I am not entirely happy with it and may revisit this title at some point in the future, but in any case, this is my review as it presently stands.

Princess Tutu, directed by Shogo Koumoto. Starring Nanae Kato, Noboru Mitani, and Takahiro Sakurai. Story by Ikuko Itoh. Hal Film Maker (). DVDs produced by AEsir Holdings. 26 episodes of 25 minutes (approximately ). Rated TV-14.

After I got an Amazon gift card for Christmas, I thought to myself that I could use it to buy some edifying, uplifting literature, or I could use it to acquire more brain-rotting magical-girl junk. It’s no mystery which choice I made, and I have no regrets: I picked up a complete DVD set of Princess Tutu, which I knew by rumor and reputation but had not previously seen.

The first time I heard of Princess Tutu, the tale of a clumsy girl who receives the power to transform into a magical ballerina, I assumed it was a saccharine, fluffy, and disposable story on a par with something like Lilpri. I would have been cool with it if that were the case—since I’m totally into that—but in fact, my assumption was entirely incorrect because it is so good. This is easily one of the best anime series I have ever seen. It is the best magical girl series I have ever seen. This is an anime that rises, at least at times, to the level of high art.

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