Before time runs out, I ask you to join me in contemplating—within the context of Jake and the Dynamo—who is best girl.
This is extremely important.
Will you choose the brassy and cocky Pretty Dynamo? The arrogant but highly skilled Sword Seamstress? Or perhaps the delinquent Sukeban Tsubasa, bad girl of magical girls? … Or maybe you go for the tortured artist type, specifically a tortured robot artist, Grease Pencil Marionette?
Remember: your future, and all our futures, rests on your decision.