Anime Review: ‘Fairy Musketeers’

I never knew how much I needed to see Little Red Riding Hood in a sword duel with Gretel until I watched Fairy Musketeers.

Fairy Musketeers (Otogi-Jūshi Akazukin). Starring Nobuyuki Hiyama, Rie Kugimiya, and Motoko Kumai. Directed by Takaaki Ishiyama, et al. TV Tokyo, . 39 episodes of 24 minutes (approx. 940 minutes). Not rated.

Available on Crunchyroll.

In the post-Madoka days when most magical girl anime is about blood, guts, and misery, or else full of snarky “irony,” I like to look back on an earlier, slightly more innocent time when magical girl stories were about giggly, fidgety females who saved the world in between shopping trips and junk-food binges. And when I look back on that time, I like to watch Fairy Musketeers. Fairy Musketeers is not the best-written magical girl show, nor is it the best animated, nor the best edited. But it has an intriguing premise, a likable collection of characters, a satisfying conclusion, and a sweetness that avoids becoming saccharine.

The Fairy Musketeers pose dramatically.
No magical-girl show is complete without goofy catchphrases.

Originally produced as an OVA (that is, a straight-to-video production, which doesn’t have the same stigma in Japan that it has in the States), Fairy Musketeers was later expanded into a 39-episode TV series, which is the more readily available version. Merchandising heavily dictated its content, and the show has a few out-of-place props and plot swerves as a result. Although it drags at times, it’s consistently fun. It is one of my all-time favorites, and it’s clean enough to let the kids watch.

Continue reading “Anime Review: ‘Fairy Musketeers’”

‘Secret Jouju’ in English!

My family has been struck down by the Wuhan coronavirus, though we’re lucky enough to have caught it in a variant that amounts to little more than lassitude and a mild head cold. Since we’re sick and off work, we’ve spent this time lounging around, complaining, and watching too much television.

I have mentioned before that I recently bought my toddler daughter a pair of training chopsticks that serendipitously introduced me to the Korean magical-girl series Secret Jouju, a CGI cartoon aimed at young girls and built around a toy line. At the time, I was unable to discover any detailed information about the series or find episodes in any language except Korean.

More recently, however, I stumbled upon the series in English. It’s actually right there on the official YouTube channel for the franchise, but despite being owned by Google, YouTube’s search function failed to discover it for me. Instead, I ultimately found it through Brave Search.

Here’s an embed of the first episode of the first season. Anyone interested can easily find the rest of the English-dubbed episodes from there:

My daughter is barely beginning to speak in complete sentences, but she can already say “Choochoo” (Jouju) and even wave her hand around and cry, “Chiriring chiriring,” which is Jouju’s catch-phrase when she casts spells. So, despite some shortcomings, this show clearly appeals to its target demographic.

Also, if my daughter has to watch some television, I’d rather it be something obscure like this where an ocean separates her from the toy franchise it’s based on. Unlike some other toy franchises, she won’t be able to see Jouju anywhere and everywhere to the point that she is tempted to build her personality around it.

First Impressions

Conceptually, Secret Jouju appears to take its inspiration from Pretty Cure and Sailor Moon with arguably a dash of Winx Club, though it has toned everything down and mushed everything together to the point that it lacks individuality. Although most magical-girl titles have franchise tie-ins, this one feels especially like a weekly toy advertisement, a feeling that is not helped by the look of the cheap animation, which makes the characters look like plasticky action figures.

That being said, the character designs—which improve notably over the course of the series—are fetching and also a relief from the sexually provocative designs that have come to characterize Japanese magical girls in their late stage. Jouju and her friends prefer flowing gowns (reminiscent perhaps of Wedding Peach) rather than micro-minis and bikini tops, which make me more comfortable letting my daughter watch this.

The Plot

When I reviewed the Korean magical-girl series Flowering Heart, I noted that it jumps into the story with almost no explanation. Secret Jouju does something similar.

The premise (what there is of it) is that Jouju is a fairy from the Fairy Tale Kingdom. One day, she impersonates the princess Cinderbella in order to woo a handsome prince and convince him to marry her. However, the real Cinderbella then shows up and reveals the deception. As if that weren’t enough, an evil witch suddenly attacks the kingdom. Jouju attempts to fight the witch but loses her magic in the process. Sensing this crisis, a magical item called the Secret Diary activates and seals away the witch—but also seals away everyone else in the Fairy Tale Kingdom, Jouju excepted.

The next day, Jouju wakes up to find a talking teddy bear and the Secret Diary in her bed. Both give her instructions to travel to Earth where she must make friends and help others in order to return Fairy Land’s inhabitants to normal. Each friend she makes receives a “Secret Flower” to make her a member of Jouju’s magical girl team. And although Jouju is oblivious, the viewer will easily discern that the longsuffering talking teddy bear following her around is actually the prince she’s in love with.

Comment

There’s something interesting here that I, as an adult, would like to see explored in more depth, though the intended audience of early-elementary girls might be bored with it: Jouju’s former job as a fairy had been to turn girls into princesses, which apparently means that she served in the role of the fairy godmother from the Cinderella story, granting girls their wishes in order to ensure their happily-ever-afters.

But Jouju had found, she tells us, that these girls were always ungrateful for what she’d given them, so she finally decided to use her power on herself instead. All of this is delivered to us in brief hints, leaving us to fill out most of the details ourselves, but it informs much of Jouju’s behavior: She insists that she never again wants to use magic to help other people—even though doing so is the only way to restore the Fairy Kingdom.

The Heroine

When I first came across this series and watched some of it in Korean, what I saw came from later seasons, so some elements of this first season have surprised me. The first surprise is the character design, which is primitive in the first season but improves later on.

As a second surprise, Jouju in the early episodes is decidedly obnoxious. Taking inspiration from Sailor Moon, the heroine here is thick-witted, selfish, and gluttonous. She differs from Sailor Moon in a few important aspects, however: She is headstrong rather than cowardly, and she grows noticeably over the course of this series, whereas Sailor Moon’s character flaws (in the animated version, at least) get turned into a running gag.

A parent can easily see that Jouju’s shortcomings are things that Jouju needs to overcome if she is to complete the Diary’s tasks and save Fairyland, but I wonder if my tiny daughter is getting the same message or is merely thinking that Jouju’s funny antics are worthy of imitation.

The Dub

If a subtitled version of this show exists, I have not found it. The options at the moment appear to be the Korean version with no subtitles and an English version. While imperfect, the dub gives the impression that the voice actresses are sincerely giving it their all despite dubious material.

The dialogue frequently plods, but some of this awkwardness is clearly due to the young target audience: Characters express themselves in clear, simple terms and often say things in more than one way as if speaking to someone who has difficulty understanding. Since the intended audience is probably about five years old, we should excuse these affectations even though they sound unnatural to an adult. The dub frustrates me occasionally, but I don’t feel fit to judge it.

Overall Impressions

I have barely scratched the surface of what is now an extensive franchise with multiple seasons. Although I intend to keep seeing it with my daughter, I’m not binge-watching because I don’t want to let her watch too much television, so this post is a set of first impressions rather than a thorough review. My thinking at the moment is that this is little more than a generic magical-girl title for the youngest audience. Jouju’s bitterness over her role in Fairyland is intriguing, though it’s unlikely to get thorough exploration and probably couldn’t hold the attention of the average adult viewer.

I’m Jealous of My Daughter’s New Training Chopsticks

My wife is from the Philippines, so every once in a while, we make a trip to the nearest medium-sized city where she can go to an Asian market and find some of the products she likes.

We’d been talking about getting our daughter some training chopsticks, which come with a hinge at the top and a guide for where to place the fingers. Chopsticks are not commonly used in the Philippines, but I like to use them, and our daughter always snatches them from me and gets upset when she struggles to use them.

This weekend, while we were at the Asian market, she toddled off to explore—and immediately came upon a rack of training chopsticks. I bought her the pink, girlish-looking ones that she grabbed first, and which came with a matching spoon.

The chopsticks are decorated with a computer-generated image of a blond girl in a fancy gown, labeled “Secret Jouju.” After a little searching, I discovered that this is a Korean magical-girl title created by a brand called Young Toys. I’ve found only a little information about it: There are some minimal descriptions on the magical girl wikis, and there’s an English-language site, but it looks to have been written with a meaningless string of buzzwords its writers probably think English-speaking parents want to hear.

There is an official YouTube channel, but it’s entirely in Korean. It’s also on Netflix but unavailable in my country.

Near as I can make out, the protagonist of this cartoon, Jouju, was originally a fairy who could grant girls the power to become princesses. However, contrary to fairy law, she uses her power on herself in order to rescue a prince she loves and is thus banished to the human world where she has to restore the balance of magic while also singing in a rock band. Or something like that—with so little info available in English, I’m fuzzy on the details.

Out of curiosity, I loaded up an episode when we got home and watched it even though it had no subtitles. It’s obviously a glorified toy ad, as the characters wield magical smartphones and watches (collect them all!) and play plasticky-looking instruments (collect them all!).

My daughter was entranced and reacted with enthusiasm to the characters’ actions, though I know for certain she understood none of it—since I understood almost none of it. She swiftly picked up the main character’s name and was calling for “Choochoo” while waving her new pink spoon. My wife laughed and said I now have somebody to watch magical girl shows with.

Ironically, I’ve become less interested in magical girl shows since marrying and having kids, but I suppose I could rekindle my hobby. We’ll need to make it only an occasional thing, though: We try to keep the little girl’s screen time to a minimum, and I believe that’s why she has an enormous vocabulary, excellent fine motor skills, and a well-developed imagination for someone still under two, because she gets books, Montessori toys, wooden animal figurines, and practice gardening instead of television and computer tablets.

Review: ‘Magical Angel Creamy Mami’

Creamy Mami, the Magical Angel, directed by Osamu Kobayashi. Written by Hiroshi Konichikawa et al. Starring Takako Ōta. Studio Pierrot, 1983–1984. 52 episodes of 24 minutes (approx. 20 hours, 48 minutes). Rated TV-14.

We haven’t reviewed an anime series here in a good long while. In large part, that’sibecause I’m married with children now, so I don’t have as much time to binge-watch TV as I once did. Besides that, I admit my interest in magical girls has waned slightly. Like, I have to deal with real-life girls now.

Anyway, Magical Angel Creamy Mami, which ran from 1983 to 1984, is a title I have wanted to see for over a decade, but aside from a short-lived Blu-Ray release that I sadly didn’t acquire in time, it has been almost completely unavailable in the U.S. except through piracy.

Recently, however, Creamy Mami appeared on streaming services. As of this writing, it is available on Amazon Prime, which is where I found it, but you can also watch it for free on RetroCrush, a service that streams older anime titles and which, notably, also hosts Magical Emi and Pastel Yumi, two other classics from the same era and studio. I’ll probably watch and review those next.

Creamy Mami singing.
Creamy Mami.

A review of Creamy Mami could be one sentence: If you are interested in magical girls, you should watch it. This holds such a place of importance in the history of the genre that any comments I might make about quality or entertainment value are largely unimportant.

But I’ll try anyway.

Continue reading “Review: ‘Magical Angel Creamy Mami’”

‘Creamy Mami’ on Amazon Prime

Long-time readers know I have a “no pirating” rule, so a lot of classic anime has been closed to me. Some years ago, it came to my attention that a fan-funded DVD of the classic Magical Angel Creamy Mami had been released. Alas, I missed the window of opportunity to purchase it, so this title quickly sank back into unavailability.

I recently discovered that it has cropped up on Amazon Prime Video. This was likely announced somewhere, but I missed it. I am reminded of the odd event from some years ago in which the long-lost Harmony Gold localization of Minky Momo quietly and mysteriously appeared on Amazon streaming and then disappeared again just as mysteriously and quietly. Some other magical girls, such as Lyrical Nanoha, have also disappeared from Amazon without explanation.

That being said, I think it’s a good idea to watch Creamy Mami while it’s available. There’s no telling when it might not be.

Magical Angel Creamy Mami is probably the most famous and best-loved magical-girl title from the Studio Pierrot era. It was the first “mixed-media” magical-girl franchise and introduced the concept of the “magical girl idol,” the heroine who lives a double life as both an ordinary girl and as a pop star, a concept that has been recycled in everything from Jem and the Holograms to Hannah Montana. The show launched the musical career of its main voice actress.

First thing I’ll note about the show is that Amazon wants a hefty chunk of change for it. Since this was made in the days when anime was a more robust medium, it runs to a full fifty-two episodes, which is gigantic by today’s standards (but not even enough for syndication in the U.S. when it orginally aired). Amazon wants a cool eighty-four bucks for the “HD version,” which you don’t even get to own and keep. We must note that this is an obvious ripoff: Having been made in the early 1980s, this show cannot be in high-definition, and no amount of tweaking can make it into genuine high-definition. The SD version, however, is half the price of the HD version. Since the “HD” version shouldn’t even exist, buy the SD version instead. The price is still too high, but it’s at least not obscene.

Marcus Williams on Magical Girls

Over at Honey’s Anime, Marcus Williams has an essay on “What Constitutes a Magical Girl Anime.”

His essay is worth reading because he steers away from the superficial answers that might involve animal familiars or fancy costumes and instead focuses on common themes in the genre, which he lists as companionship, perseverence, and growth. Or to put that altogether, magical-girl stories are generally coming-of-age stories, often but not always with a sentimental tone. So go read his comments.

Speaking of magical girls, we’re just getting started with the news about Jake and the Dynamo and its upcoming sequel Dead 2 Rites. Remember, you can preorder Jake and the Dynamo right now for only 99 cents.

New ‘Madoka Magica’ Movie Announced

 

There is a new trailer now available for a second sequel to Puella Magi Madoka Magica, the magical-girl title from Studio Shaft that reshaped the magical-girl genre.

This new movie is entitled, deep breath, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica Movie: Walpurgis no Kaiten. I assume an official English-language release, when and if it happens, will bring the title back into line with the other English-language titles (i.e., have “Puella Magi” instead of “Mahou Shoujo”).

No release date appears to be available as of this writing.

This is the fourth movie. The first two were a reshaping of the twelve-episode television series, and the third, Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Rebellion was a sequel, which famously reversed the first’s already controversial themes. The creators indicated at the time that they did not consider the story complete yet, so it is possible that this fourth film, which has been a long time in coming, will be the finale to the Madoka saga.

I have to admit I have never seen Rebellion. Not only is it harder to find in the U.S. than the original series is, but I have never bothered to look for it for the same reason I’ve never been able to bring myself to watch The Godfather: Part II. The original is such a masterpiece, and so complete in itself, that I feel no need to see it continue. The fate of Madoka at the end of the original show is about as final as a character’s fate can get, so I sincerely doubt there is any way to continue her story that will not feel contrived to me.

Also, I must admit that I am ambivalent about Madoka: It is unquestionably one of the greatest magical-girl stories of all time, but what it has done to the genre has not been good: It was followed by too many imitators eager to copy its angst or its violence without understanding the purpose of either. I once naïvely hoped that Yuki Yuna Is a Hero, which openly challenged Madoka’s themes, might close out the “Madoka era,” but that was not to be.

Perhaps the true answer to Madoka has not yet been made. Princess Tutu, which was created as an answer to Revolutionary Girl Utena, successfully refuted Utena’s ideas in part because it was Utena’s artistic equal. You can set those two shows side by side and note that both, though flawed, are excellent works that stand shoulder to shoulder. However, the series that can both answer Madoka and stand beside it unembarrassed has not yet been made.

Merry Christmas

I have a movie review coming soon, but I’ve had trouble getting to it. I spent today doing several needful things around the house, including assembling the crib for the new baby.

My wife, who’s a nurse, got an emergency call into work, so after she left, I went ahead and prepared the ham we’re having tomorrow for Christmas dinner. Unfortunately, she has to work on Christmas day, but she’s supposed to have tomorrow off, so we’re planning to have our Christmas celebration then. Of course, it’s just the three of us this year, but fortunately, we have a lot of fun together when it’s just the two of us.

Where I’m at, it’s well after nine now that I’m done with my tasks, so I intend to spend what time I have remaining on my manuscript, which has been time-consuming, but which is also nearing completion.

Part of the reason it’s time-consuming is that it’s increasingly obvious that my laptop is on its last legs. I’ve known that for years, but I’m probably not going to be able to put off replacing it much longer. It took about half an hour to get it to turn on without crashing so I could write this. Even so, one of my favorite shortcuts, Ctrl + Left Arrow, has mysteriously stopped working even though the left arrow key and the control key are clearly both operational … I might reboot again when I’m done writing this to see what happens.

Replacing this computer isn’t really in the budget right now, but even my wife has agreed that this machine is ridiculously slow and unreliable.

In any case, merry Christmas, and although I’ll have a review later, maybe on Christmas day, for now, enjoy this image of Christmasy magical girls.

Most Popular Magical Girls on YouTube

This interesting graphic from VirgoX shows searches for different magical girl titles on the YouTube platform over time.

It is not surprising that Sailor Moon consistently holds the top spot. Other titles switch places, but the graphic remains, on the whole, consistent across the twelve years it examines. I am surprised that Puella Magi Madoka Magica didn’t move up higher after it made its appearance. I would also have expected more searches for Pretty Cure.

Not clear, however, is how many titles were examined. There are quite a few that VirgoX presumably didn’t look at.

Art

Featured image: Unknown title and artist, originally found on Loveydoveship.

Have yourself some Shugo Chara! fan art. Alas, this image has been shared so much across the interwebs that I have failed to trace it to its source. It’s a depiction of the protagonist Amu in her four magical forms. In any case, if you are interested in the title, don’t miss my review.