I believe ‘ViVid Strike!’ is an under-utilized source of dank memes.

The Problem with Streaming

Whither Big Tech?

For many reading this, the issue of problems with streaming video is likely an old subject, but it is one that has recently come home to me, so I’d like to talk about it—with the caveat that I’m no expert in internet technology. There is a real benefit to owning physical copies of content, and that benefit has become increasingly clear to me in recent days.

A few years ago, out of nowhere, the “long lost” English dub of the famous 1982 magical girl series  suddenly appeared without fanfare and without explanation on Amazon. The show had, when translated, been repackaged as a series of “movies,” each consisting of four episodes. Because there were a lot of episodes, there were a lot of movies, and Amazon had foolishly priced them like movies instead of like a TV series, so watching the entirety of the translated Minky Momo could cost a few hundred dollars. I did not watch the entire series, simply because it was ridiculously expensive, but I did watch a fair amount of it, and I had to fork over a lot of cash to do so.

The ability to purchase Minky Momo disappeared as suddenly and soundlessly as it came. The titles are still up on Amazon’s site, but now have the message, “Our agreements with the content provider don’t allow purchases of this title at this time.”

More recently, the same thing happened to . Previously, this series was available at no extra charge with an Amazon Prime membership. Now, it is no longer available. I feel lucky that I saw it before it disappeared. I don’t usually manage to hit the windows of availability like that. It still annoys me, though, since I went to all the trouble of writing reviews, and now the material I reviewed isn’t legally available. A quick search didn’t turn up any news items explaining the end of the show’s availability.

Screenshot showing Lyrical Nanoha unavailable on Amazon Video

To Amazon’s credit, the situation is not as dire as I originally supposed. Nanoha, which was previously free with a Prime membership, is no longer accessible at all, but I can still watch the Minky Momo videos I personally purchased; I’m just unable to purchase new ones, and so is everyone else.

In a sense, I have no cause for complaint, because I can still get access to everything I have directly paid for. But if Amazon goes under (unlikely at the moment, but possible in the future), stops offering streaming, or decides it can no longer host Minky Momo at all, then there it goes, gone from my collection, and there is nothing I can do about it.

It’s for this reason I’ve had a preference for iTunes, even though it has its own issues. When I buy videos from iTunes, I can download the file and keep it myself. Some years ago, I was watching My Little Pony; after a silly controversy, one of the episodes was taken down, censored, and uploaded again, but by the time that happened, I already had the original version of the episode, so I was able to keep it, and neither iTunes nor Hasbro could do anything about it. However, if Amazon or another streaming service decided for any reason to censor content, there would be nothing anyone could do to about it, because the content is not on our own devices.

The very concept of content streaming implies a lot of trust, and big tech companies have adequately demonstrated in recent days that they do not deserve to be trusted. The move toward streaming and data “in the cloud” looks like the setup for a high-tech version of  in which content, even of classical works, can be easily molded and censored to meet the demands of the Party. For the moment, that still sounds like a paranoid fantasy, but in another ten years, it won’t.

And it is not as if there is no precedent. Years ago, I discovered that a middle school English textbook I used had silently deleted all references to smoking from a supposedly complete copy of , a shameless and inexcusable act of censorship. Recently, Sony has gotten into gamer news for censoring eroge games out of Japan; I admit I want those games censored or not published at all, but I also admit that if Sony can censor those, it can censor other things. Then we have Funimation, which has been caught at least twice inserting hamfisted political commentary into English dubs. We have Crunchyroll accused of something similar, though the accusations in that case are more dubious. Even if Crunchyroll is (so far) more professional in its handling of translations, its recent decisions and the antics of its staff inspire that same lack of trust.

Amazon’s catalog of available anime—or at least the anime I’m personally interested in—appears to be shrinking rather than expanding. At present, my plan is to finish up  (still available though the other Nanoha titles are not) and then drop the service like a hot rock. For a little while, Amazon was looking to be a serious contender in the realm of anime streaming with Amazon Strike, but that died quickly. Apparently, anime streaming is the one type of business Amazon can’t completely take over.

Perhaps the problem is that they formerly hosted Minky Momo. According to Japanese legend, Minky Momo is a harbinger of disaster, so maybe she doomed Amazon Strike from the beginning.

Art by Lighane

Featured image: “Magical Girl OC” by Lighane

I am still out and about on my Christmas vacation, though I will be returning home shortly after the start of the new year, and then I’ll be able to return to more substantial posting. In the meanwhile, I’m still working my way through polishing and updates for the blog, including structured data and microdata for all the posts.

Big Data and Little Data

This is, admittedly, another update post. The reviews (and beatings) will continue once morale improves (and once I get home from vacation).

On the first interesting note, it appears that Amazon has recently dropped Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha and its two sequels, which I have previously reviewed. I’m glad I watched them before they disappeared. At the time of this writing, the tangentially related semi-sequel ViVid Strike! is still available, but I figure I better clear that from my plate before I get to anything else in case they’re going to drop that as well, so expect that review before, say, Chobits.

I’ll have more to say in the future about problems with Amazon and streaming services in general, but that’s for another post.

In terms of updates here, I’ve taken some bells and whistles off of features that rarely get used. I have also finally managed to make WordPress and Disqus talk to each other. They integrated fine in this blog’s early days, but then there were updates and Disqus created the most esoteric and user-unfriendly means of syncing the two. It took me probably three hours today, but I got it done.

I’ve also been working on adding markup to improve search engine results. Again, you probably care about that less than I do, but I think it’s kind of interesting. I have a new plugin that adds structured data, and for whatever the plugin can’t do, I do by hand by putting microdata into the HTML code, thanks to yet another plugin that stops WordPress from stripping out code it doesn’t recognize.

One thing I have unsurprisingly discovered is that … this is a heck of a lot of work. I spent most of the day going back through my reviews and marking them up, and I’m not even half done.

You can kind of see how this works from this screenshot of Google’s structured data testing tool, which hunts for errors in the markup. This is for my review of Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha A’s (may it rest in peace):

screenshot of Google structured data testing tool

As you can see, the search engine can extract a lot of the information from the blog entry thanks to the markup.

This has some slim chance of raising the site’s ranking on search engines, but the main reason for this is to get what’s called “rich snippets,” where a site’s appearance on Google includes such eye-catching elements as images and star ratings. These are not a granted automatically just because a site has the right markup: Google bestows rich snippets when, how, and if it wills. Legend even has it that errors in the markup are worse than no markup at all.

So structured data is like a ritual for a pagan god, the great god Google: get it right and you may receive blessings, but get it wrong and you might get blasted instead.

‘Jake and the Dynamo’ Now on Sale!

Get yours while supplies last.

Are you interested in a combination of uproarious humor and fast, bloody action featuring a bewildered teenage boy and a whole truckload of goofball girls? If you are, now’s the time to get you some, because the eBook version of Jake and the Dynamo: The Wattage of Justice is now on sale at Amazon for 99 cents.

Get it here.

Maintenance Time

Featured image: “Magical Girls: Chocoandvanilla” by hieihirai.

The end of the year is approaching. The second novel is coming along nicely, though I don’t think I’ll have the draft finished quite when I wanted. But I’m down to two major action sequences and the ending left to be drafted, so it’s drawing to a close. The draft of the second volume is considerably longer than the first book was.

Also, I’ve performed some of the much-needed blog maintenance. Hoping to make this blog a lot lighter, I’ve examined a lot of the scripts and such and determined that most of them are coming straight from WordPress. I lack the technical expertise to do much about it, though I did go through and delete various extraneous plugins while playing with the others to see if they were affecting content and load time. I managed to strip out some of the excess, but not as much as I’d like.

A few plugins I’d like to get rid of, but can’t; for example, I have a plugin for the “classic” editor because the new, much-touted Gutenberg editor is basically unusable. Whatever idiot thought it would be a good idea to remove the ability to insert special characters or indented text deserves a sound spanking.

Frankly, WordPress is going the wrong direction: it’s supposed to be the most powerful blogging platform, but it’s instead trying to be Blogging for Dummies. Their HTML editor even strips out most of the valid HTML I put into it—including microdata markup. It treats bloggers like idiots.

On the plus side, I test-drove some free plugins for structured data and found one I quite like. This means absolutely nothing on your end, since it’s invisible, but it (might) on my end mean more traffic and prettier results in search engines. One reason I’m writing this post is because I’m going to immediately turn around and run it through a validation service to make sure the markup is working properly.

Public notice: Christmas is twelve days, not one.

This is your final warning: The festivities will continue or the beatings will resume.

#MerryChristmas #memes

An Interview (and Some Other Business)

Fiona of the blog Author Interviews graciously interviewed me, and you can go read the results.

Here’s a snippet:

Fiona: Is there a message in your novel that you want readers to grasp?

I am wary of messages in fiction. Many years ago, I was tangentially involved with several authors in the Christian Booksellers’ Association; there are some talented storytellers in that set, but I got a sense that they tended to elevate message over entertainment, often to the detriment of their work. I drifted away from them, I think, because of a difference in artistic vision. In the broader publishing industry, we are now seeing something similar to what I saw in CBA, what with the heavy emphasis on social justice or inclusiveness or whatever you want to call it, where message is emphasized to the point that craftsmanship gets neglected.

The reader is free to find any message or none in Jake and the Dynamo. I am sure some of my opinions crept into the text, and anyone who wants to try to tease them out may do so. But the only messages I had firmly in mind were along the lines of, “magical girls are awesome,” and “being a teenager sucks sometimes.”

In regards to other business, I am soon leaving to join Family for a Christmas vacation. I’ll be taking my computer, of course, but my plan is to spend as much of my spare time writing as possible. I am ambitiously hoping to have a complete rough of the second volume of Jake and the Dynamo by the time my Christmas break is over.

While I am at it, I’d also like to do some maintenance on the blog. I habitually use an ad blocker, and it shows an embarrassingly high amount of blocked content on my own site, for reasons I know not. I’m going to try uninstalling and reinstalling the plugins and then deciding which ones I can remove, to see if I can cut down on this blog’s code, which is much heavier than it has a right to be.

I’ve also been gradually learning about HTML and CSS, mostly for my job, and I’d like to try my hand at possibly adding some schema.org markup, which I know Google search likes. There are plugins for that, of course—but they probably stand a good chance of adding yet more trackers.

I’d like the code on this blog to be better than it is, but the WYSIWYG editor doesn’t do everything I’d like, and adding the code by hand takes so dang much time.

A Thorny Problem: The ‘Revolutionary Girl Utena’ Rewatch, Part 17

The bird is fighting its way out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wishes to be born must destroy a world. The bird is flying to God. The god is named Abraxas.

Herman Hesse, Demian

Revolutionary Girl Utena, episode 17: “The Thorns of Death.” Directed by Kunihiko Ikuhara. Character designs by Chiho Saito. Be-Papas, 1997 (Nozomi Entertainment, 2011). Approx. 24 minutes. Rated “16+.”

Watch for free.

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After one of the worst filler episodes in the show’s entire run, Revolutionary Girl Utena is now back on track.

This episode finally introduces Shiori, the nameless purple-haired girl we had earlier encountered in flashbacks as the unrequited love of Juri. Shiori stole the man she thought Juri was in love with.

Shiori smiles as she sits near the open window in her room
Shiori.

Shiori has enrolled again at Ohtori Academy after having attended another institution through middle school. The unnamed boy she though she had swiped from Juri is now out of her life for reasons we never learn.

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