‘Pretty Cure’ Holds a World Record

This is kind of old, but it escaped my notice at the time. Apparently, the film Hug! Pretty Cure, Futari Wa Pretty Cure the Movie, now holds the Guinness World Record for most magical girl warriors in a single film, as reported on the Guinness site.

They accomplished this by stuffing every single Cure into the movie, a total of fifty-five. To acknowledge the record, Guinness arbitrarily required that each girl had to have dialogue and participate in combat.

This is such an oddball record, it’s unlikely that any other movie will beat it—unless it’s another Pretty Cure Film.

Update

In other news, I have decided I am going to make a more ambitious goal for the completion of the revision phase of Rag & Muffin. I believe it is possible to have it done by the end of this weekend.

I just finished revising chapter ten. There are twenty chapters. From here on, the book will need more work, but that’s still only five chapters a day.

Once I finish this, I can send it out the door to my editor and get to work on the research and outlining phase of Son of Hel, which I’m quite looking forward to.

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‘Rag & Muffin’ Now Underway!

I am now revising the draft of Rag & Muffin, the next novel on my list. The early chapters need the least work, so it will go quickly for a while, but will become slower later on.

I’m giving myself two months to have a workable draft followed by a month each for editing and proofing. The final proofing will be after my editor sees it, so that self-appointed deadline will have to be flexible.

Anyway, a highly optimistic date for final proofing and submission will be about the beginning of November.

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‘Jake and the Dynamo: Dead to Rites’ Submitted!

I have just finished the final edits (on my end) of Dead to Rites, the second volume of Jake and the Dynamo.

As usual, the process took me (embarrassingly) longer than I predicted. Although this phase was supposed to be just proofreading for final edits, I ended up deleting a scene, fixing some minor inconsistencies, shuffling a few other scenes around … you know how it goes.

Nonetheless, this book required less extensive reworking than the previous one did, which means I was able to dedicate most of this time to the nitty-gritty points of grammar and style—and that means a better experience for the reader.

If the publishing process is the same as last time, the galley will appear on my desk just once more, asking for my approval after it goes through a final round of someone else’s edits. Then my work on it is done.

I’m jumping from this straight into my next project, which is producing the final, submission-worthy draft of Rag & Muffin. I previously intended to work on my Christmas novel Son of Hel first, but after I realized how much research it will require, I decided to finalize this other novel that’s already written instead.

If things go as planned, I will have two books out this year and two out next year. That’s not exactly pulp speed, admittedly, but it is at least better than average.

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Roffles Lowell is also working on the illustrations. I couldn’t resist, in the header, showing this detail from one of the pictures he’s sent me (I will have to struggle to resist showing them all before the book is published). This is not the first time he’s drawn Dana Volt in her non-magical form, but I think it’s the first time he’s drawn her as such for a book illustration, and I love it.

Watching Pokémon and Drinking Absinthe

Somehow these really do go together.

Well, I had quite a weekend.

I know I’m not posting regularly, but I am currently on the real, actual final phase of getting my book ready to submit, so I’m focused on that and have no intention of posting again until I’ve done it. I am, however, popping in briefly to chat about a few things.

For starters, I had a fantastic long weekend (I had four days off due to summer hours at work plus Memorial Day) and capped it by wrecking my car. It’s probably unwise to blab details online until everything is settled, so I’ll just say that no one was hurt. This was the first time in my life that police, fire, and ambulance got called out for something I was involved in, so that was … um … exciting?

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Movie Review: ‘Detective Pikachu’

More like ‘Pokémon Go to the Movies,’ amirite? Guys …?

Pokemon: Detective Pikachu, directed by Rob Letterman. Written by Dan Hernandez et al. Starring Ryan Reynolds, Justice Smith, and Kathryn Newton. Legendary Entertainment, The Pokemon Company, and Warner Brothers Entertainment, 2019. 1 hour and 44 minutes. Rated PG.

If I may say so, I think I’m in a good position to review this particular movie: I happen to be something of a weeb, but I also happen to be largely unfamiliar with the Pokémon franchise simply because (with notable exceptions) I gravitate away from the the never-ending mega-cash cows in favor of smaller, more self-contained, more indie stuff. I have nothing against Pokémon; I just don’t know it. So today I intend to address the question, “How accessible is Detective Pikachu to the outsider?”

The answer is, surprisingly … pretty darn accessible.

Oh, sure, there are some concepts that could have been better fleshed out. The notion of “Pokémon evolution” is mentioned and even becomes central to the plot without adequate explanation. (Knowing that this is based on a franchise of video games, I could infer that evolving means “leveling up,” but other viewers might be lost.) The film also acts as if I’m supposed to know who the hell Mewtwo is. But aside from that—and these are ultimately minor—I could pretty much understand what was going on.

Detective Pikachu was originally a video game, and it is an unusual, quirky, stand-out title in the Pokémon canon, featuring as it does a mystery-themed story and a Pikachu who can talk. That makes it a decidedly odd choice for the first-ever big-budget Hollywood Pokémon movie. It would make more sense to start this movie franchise by introducing us to Ash, or a character like him—a bright-eyed young boy who wants to capture and train Pocket Monsters, and who does battle with Team Rocket or similar villains. We might expect the first-ever live-action Pokémon film to be a sports story, or maybe a Pokémon version of How to Train Your Dragon. Instead, Detective Pikachu drops us into the middle of the Pokémon universe and introduces us to a protagonist who’s jaded with Pokémon training and an antagonist who questions its very morality. That’s a bold move for a franchise’s first entry into a new medium.

It mostly works—except when it doesn’t. The film opens with one brief scene in which our hero, Tim Goodman (played gamely if unevenly by an anemic-looking Justice Smith), and a childhood friend we never see again make an ill-fated attempt at capturing a Pokémon with a Pokéball. A little later, an infodump delivered as a snippet from a television documentary introduces us to the concept of Pokémon battles—and that’s all we get as far as world-building goes. After that, the movie lets you sink or swim on your own.

If you’re comfortable with genre movies, you’ll probably swim, as many of the blanks are easy to fill in for someone familiar with fantasy or science fiction generally. It’s clear from the film’s mixed reviews, however, that a lot of critics are sinking: The movie has barely managed to eke out a “fresh” rating on the Tomatometer, and when we look over the comments from the negative reviews, we get the impression that the critics who hate it do so simply because they don’t “get” it. The movie has a straightforward story line, but they’re calling it incomprehensible.

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‘Sailor Moon’ in Italian and Spanish

I don’t actually know what this is, but I saw it, so now you have to see it, too:

It is at least an homage to Sailor Moon. Maybe it’s a rendition of the theme song of the Italian version, but it seems too long for that.

In any case, if that’s not to your taste, you can instead watch this Spanish version of “Moonlight Desetsu,” which is an excellent metal cover:

Walpurgisnacht: ‘Little Witch Academia’

Witches get stitches.

Little Witch Academia, directed by Yô Yoshinari. Written by Yô Yoshinari and Michiru Shimada. Music by Michiru Oshima. Studio Trigger, 2017. 25 episodes of 22 minutes (approx. 9 hours and 10 minutes).

Available on Netflix.

Today is Walpurgisnacht, the second most important day in the magical-girl calendar, so now is a good time to discuss one of the most popular cute witch franchises of recent memory, Little Witch Academia.

This title first made its appearance in 2013 and 2015 as a duo of short films that were generally well received. The original film once had its home on Crunchyroll (if memory serves), but a quick check reveals it is there no longer.

The concept was adapted into a 25-episode television series in 2017, and it found a home on Netflix shortly thereafter, where it still resides. A mostly pleasant and sometimes silly coming-of-age story, Little Witch Academia is basically “Trigger does Harry Potter.”

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Rawle Nyanzi Releases ‘Shining Tomorrow’

I have sometimes referred to the work of Rawle Nyanzi, a blogger and indie author whose name I frequently misspell. He and I have often traded thoughts on magical girls and other matters related to Japanese pop culture. So, today, I’m here to plug his work.

He has recently released the first volume of Shining Tomorrow. I believe Nyanzi has previously described this as a magical girl project.

Here is its blurb:

FROM YOUNG ELEGANT LADY … TO MASKED FURY!

Irma wishes to be the perfect girl: chaste, feminine, and generous. But when a giant monster stomps through her hometown, her plans crumbled right along with the stores and apartments.

In the chaos of acrid smoke and panicked civilians, the private military company Shadow Heart snatched her friend out of the crowd and took her captive.

Now Irma must pilot the Grand Valkyur, a mechanical titan of steel more powerful than any weapon made by human hands. With a brilliant sword that could cut any matter and gleaming armor that could withstand any weapon, the Valkyur challenges all who dare to fight it.

But piloting the Valkyur means using violence — and to Irma, violence is men’s work.How can she rescue her friend without betraying the feminine elegance she prides herself on?

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