JAKE AND THE DYNAMO

THE UNIVERSE IS OUT TO GET HIM.

BUT THE UNIVERSE HAS MET ITS MATCH.

Jake Blatowski just wants to go to high school, but when a computer glitch assigns him to the fifth grade, he has to sit next to the perpetually surly troublemaker Dana Volt, who’s bent on making his life a living hell.

However, Jake soon discovers that Dana is secretly a member of a coalition of young girls tasked with protecting humanity from the forces of evil. Not only that, but the deadly monsters plaguing the city have chosen a new target, and that target is Jake!

Now Dana is the only one who can save Jake from certain death—and Jake might be the only one who can save Dana from herself.

Table of Contents:

Chapter 1: The First Test
Chapter 2: Enter the Dynamo
Chapter 3: The Second Test
Chapter 4: No Love Lost
Chapter 5: Spaceships and Dinosaurs
Chapter 6: Girl with Guns
Chapter 7: The Weapon
Chapter 8: Magical Girl vs. Velociraptor
Chapter 9: Pizza for Breakfast
Chapter 10: The Magical Girl’s Burden
Chapter 11: Marionettes
Chapter 12: Dance of the Zombies
Chapter 13: The Paladin
Chapter 14: The Third Test
Chapter 15: A New Prima Donna
Chapter 16: Requiem
Chapter 17: Flash in the Pan
Chapter 18: Sinking Deeper
Chapter 19: Demons and Delinquents
Chapter 20: Played
Chapter 21: Players
Chapter 22: Fated
Chapter 23: The Beach Episode of Darkness
Chapter 24: Bitter Tears
Chapter 25: Wake Up Call
Chapter 26: The Morning After

Side Stories
Pizza Margherita! Part 1
Pizza Margherita! Part 2
Pizza Margherita! Part 3
Jake and Dana’s St. Valentine’s Day Extravaganza

Other
Character Biographies
Glossary
Audiobook
Fan Art
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