Blasters and Blades Podcast

Recently, I gave an interview to the podcast Blasters and Blades, so it’s only fair I give them a shout-out, though my interview won’t go online until late October (I’ll let you know when).

You can find the podcast several ways, one of the easiest being their YouTube channel.

I got onto the Blasters and Blades podcast thanks to Declan Finn, a prolific pulp author who gave the podcast’s hosts several recommendations for interviewing new talent.

I was on the podcast discussing Rags and Muffin, of course. This was my first podcast interview, but I think I acquitted myself fairly well. I likely droned a little, and since I was nervous, I made a few silly mistakes: For example, I’m reasonably sure that, in describing the technology of the book, I accidentally implied that I thought there were no electronics in the 1980s. Aside from that, I don’t think I came across as too terribly stupid.

So check out their channel, and I’ll let you know when my interview goes live.

Handyman Update

As someone born right on the dividing line between so-called Generation X and the so-called Millennials, I find myself accomplishing things late in life that men of earlier generations would have accomplished by late childhood. Now that we have a house, I find myself thrust into the role of handyman and fixer-upper, a position with which I have no previous experience.

I’m easing into it, however. Last week, I successfully replaced the sacrificial anode in the water heater without even injuring myself. This week, I returned to the water heater closet to rodent-proof it.

We recently had what seems to be a mouse in the house, though it doesn’t appear to have made it out of the walls and into the living area. I traced its point of entry to the water heater, which is in a closent in the garage. The water heater is elevated eighteen inches, as its suppose to be, but the space underneath it offers rodents direct access to the walls of the house. Yesterday, I cut a spare piece of sheetrock and used it to cover the space, and then I coated every visible gap in the closet with foam insulation and left a present of rat poison. Then I went around the house to fill visible drill holes and spaces around electrical outlets with more insulation, which I’ll paint over later this week. After that, I’ll finally start in on re-grouting some of the tile.

I’ve never handled foam insulation before, so I made a mess of it. Fortunately, the stuff can be pared with a knife after it sets. I’m thinking about getting more cans to do the space between the brick and the foundation next, though I need to research whether that’s a good idea first. That should not only help prevent more mice but might cut down the brown recluse and hobo spiders: When we moved in, this place looked like something from a horror movie, and we’re only now getting the creepy-crawleys under control by diligently sweeping out corners, killing spiders on sight, laying glue traps, and using lots of insecticide to cut off their food supply. They have twice colonized the mailbox, but the last time, I nuked the box’s interior with spider spray and left it open to dry, and haven’t seen them since. The garage, however, still looks like the Arachnophobia wine cellar, and nothing I do seems to significantly reduce their numbers.

Selling Out at Nescatunga

My computer is becoming increasingly unreliable, which is one of the reasons I’m not posting as much as I ought. After talking to my wife about it, I’ve decided to replace it once our tax refund arrives (we always get ours late, for reasons not worth explaining at the moment). We wanted to put that money toward the house, but this decrepit machine is making it difficult to write my books or do my other work, and I need to get a new one before it finally goes kaput. Years ago, I had dreams of saving up for a high-end gaming PC, but that’s not in the cards (or the budget), but I can at least get a respectable multimedia laptop similar to what my present computer was before it got old.

Although this is more than a week late, I want to report on my first author’s appearance. Last weekend, I was in a little town called Alva, Oklahoma, which has an annual festival for arts, crafts, and local performers. It also draws in a handful of writers.

I went with the assumption that authors’ booths are desolate places unless the authors are household names, so I didn’t bring much stock. I had a few books printed and brought them along with a folding table and a couple of posters, and I was prepared to spend a solitary day getting minimal attention. Much to my surprise, I sold out before noon. I will probably return next year—with more books and higher prices.

I also found myself wishing I had some books with more toned-down content, as it were. A lot of the interest I got was from children, and I had to tell them, “Um … ask your parents first.”

And speaking of children, my success was likely due to my sales assistant, pictured in the image up top (with her face hidden for safety, of course). She loves reading, even though she can’t do it yet, and is always flipping through any book she can get her hands on. In the days leading up to Nescatunga, I had to keep those two posters out of her reach because she would point at them and yell, “Book!” before trying to grab them. She likes ripping paper right now, so the posters probably wouldn’t have survived if I’d let her have her way.

Speaking of which, you can have those posters if you want:

Rags and Muffin poster.

Jake and the Dynamo poster.

I mocked those up myself in Canva and had them professionally printed. They turned out better than I expected. But as a vaguely amusing aside, the backdrop on the poster for Rags and Muffin is one of Canva’s free backgrounds, “city at sunset,” to which I added more reddish tint. On the computer, it looks like an urban hellscape and therefore an appropriate representation of the book. When blown up to poster size, however, it is obvious there are a lot of trees and parks, so it’s not quite as threatening as it is on the screen.

Interview in ‘Book Reader Magazine’

Check out my author interview in Book Reader Magazine, where I discuss Rags and Muffin:

Although I don’t like the term, the book is a “deconstruction” of the trope of the child hero who goes to school during the day and saves the world at night. Although almost invulnerable both physically and emotionally, Rags has surrounded herself with other children who aid her crime-fighting efforts. Unlike Rags, those children get the full brunt of their enemies’ brutality. In most stories of child heroes, the villains are buffoons, foolish adults who are so silly that even children can beat them. I wanted to change that formula by pitting kids against genuinely evil and ruthless adults who are perfectly willing to do the most atrocious things to children. For that reason, Rags and Muffin is not only a story with a lot of action and excitement but also a tale of horrifying abuse. Balancing those elements, being careful about what is shown and what is not, and being tasteful, was extremely difficult.

Return of the ‘Rags and Muffin’ Hardcover

I earlier reported that an Amazon order of my novel Rags and Muffin resulted in a delivery of the volume printed by IngramSpark. I had no explanation for this and still don’t.

I needed some additional copies recently and ordered them, again from Amazon. What I got this time resembled the test printing I originally got from Amazon, which in my opinion is superior to the IngramSpark version.

I do not know why I got IngramSpark books before. I do not know what will arrive in the mail if you order a hardcover.

However, the difference between the two versions might not be noticeable to most readers. The Amazon version appears to have sturdier binding, though whether it actually holds up better over time or whether that’s merely a cosmetic difference, I can’t say. The image on its cover is also clearer, but only slightly.

Rags and Muffin back cover.

I think this is a good-looking book. Amazon only recently began offering hardcovers through Kindle Direct Printing, but the product they produce is of high quality. The printing is clear, the paper is bright but not too bright, the cover is good, and the book overall is solid, with a lot of heft.

It happens that Vellum, which I use for formatting, updated right before this book went live on Amazon, so I was able to give the internal formatting some slight improvements over what I originally planned to release. Because the cover was already made, I couldn’t change the page count, so it was too late to use some of Vellum’s newer, more creative layout options. But you nonetheless get a fine-looking interior with large, clear type.

Rags and Muffin interior.

Vellum is expensive, but it’s one purchase I definitely don’t regret: I can format my books myself without hiring a pro, which means I can instantly correct any lingering typos if I become aware of them. This novel did (yet again) get an additional proofread recently from a generous reviewer, and all he found was a missing quotation mark—which has now been added where it belongs. I can’t claim it’s perfect, but it is a very clean manuscript, unusually so for either indie or tradpub.

The only downside to the hardback is that Amazon forces a starting price that’s decidedly high for an indie book. Naturally, I make most of my sales in eBooks, so I’m debating whether continuing to offer hardcovers for my future titles is worth the expense.

‘Rags and Muffin’ Is Here!

The time has come! Today is the release day of Rags and Muffin! This is, I am sure, my best works so far. I don’t mind saying I am proud of this novel. If you like cute girls and gruesome violence, this is the book for you.

To celebrate the release, I have two sales to offer you: First, Rags and Muffin will be available for only 99 cents. If the price hasn’t shifted by the time you read this post, check back later in the day.

Second, Jake and the Dynamo is available for free during the five days of our release party. You heard that right: Free. If you’ve been wondering whether to check out some madcap horror-humor magical-girl action, now is the time. The book will never be cheaper.

Both novels are available as eBooks, in print, and on Kindle Unlimited. The eBook versions are DRM-free with lending enabled because I believe you should own what you buy.

Get them here:

Rags and Muffin

Jake and the Dynamo

The First Review of ‘Rags and Muffin’

We are just days away from the December 10th release of Rags and Muffin, and the first review has just arrived.

Over at Scripts and Reviews, I have given an author interview, and they have had the following things to say about the book:

I have to say, this is the best book I’ve read in a while. Usually, depending on the book, I fly through them. This book was so richly worded and heavy in world-building and creativity it took me a little longer to get through but was totally worth it.

Rags and Muffin is filled with epic fights and detailed landscapes. The ragtag group of heroes is each unique with their lifestyles and struggles. Seeing glimpses into their past and their lives tugs at your heart, but then other scenes are riddled with comic relief. So while you’re reading, you get a full range of emotions that keep you hooked and turning pages until the very end.

This story was incredible to read, filled with Gods and intrigue. This is a book you won’t want to put down. This book is easily one of the top 5 books I’ve read all year!

A Review of MiblArt

I have to say, I lucked out. Once I finished the manuscript of Rags and Muffin and finished the interior formatting, I faced the prospect of finding and hiring a cover artist. The artists who worked on Jake and the Dynamo had been recommended to me by others, and while their art is great for that particular series, Rags and Muffin demands something less cartoonish.

I went to the internet and found several obviously talented artists, most of whom cost more than I could reasonably put down up front. At some point in my searching, I came across MiblArt, and though they did good work for a reasonable price, I initially passed them by because their cover designs appeared to be shopped versions of stock photos, a style that does not appeal to me: I find that real people look fake when they appear on book covers, perhaps because they’re too obviously models wearing makeup. Also, any design for Rags and Muffin would call for children on the cover, and given the amount of violence and abuse depicted in the book, I would prefer if no real children were involved, however tangentially.

As I continued my search, I came across MiblArt a second time and looked at their offerings more thoroughly. Then I discovered that they not only did the photo-based covers but completely original compositions as well, albeit for a higher price.

I have been quite pleased with the entire process and its results. It began with a form that is analogous to an interview, asking a great deal of information about the book in question and what a writer wants on the cover. The staff at MiblArt contacted me repeatedly for elaborations and clarifications to make sure they understood what I wanted. I sent reference photos, including goofy pictures of Japanese models in gothic lolita and a screenshot from Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future, both of which they incorporated creatively into the final design without complaint or comment.

They sent me initial and rough sketches, followed by a preliminary final draft, and allowed me to request changes on each. I sent back a few designs for revision and received no complaints when I did so.

The final design is quite striking and captures the concept of the book, and I got it for considerably less money than I might have spent elsewhere.

My interaction with the MiblArt staff has been professional, if impersonal. Certainly, the relationship has been less warm than what I had with the previous cover artists, whom I worked one-on-one with, but it has been entirely cordial. Their turn-around time has also been fast.

I would recommend MiblArt to other indie authors. Their portfolio displays consistent quality, and my own experience confirms that they can deliver.

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Rags and Muffin Go Hard

As I’ve previously mentioned, Amazon has recently added a hardcover option to Amazon KDP. This isn’t really a possibility (or, probably, a desireability) for Jake and the Dynamo, but I decided I wanted to make it an option for Rags and Muffin.

To that end, I updated my order with MiblArt and got a cover for a hardback edition. The image you see above is from Amazon’s previewer, which has okayed the cover art. Everything else in the sample seems to be good as well, so we’ll offer this alongside the eBook and paperback on the release date, which is still December 10th.

I’ve seen some other authors show off their Amazon hardcovers; they look good and have the cover art printed directly onto the hard surface, with no dust jacket.

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Get a Sneak Peek at ‘Rags and Muffin’

The upcoming, action-packed novel Rags and Muffin will release on December 10th, just in time for you to cozy up with it over Christmas break. Taking place in a sweltering city somewhere in the tropics and featuring a lot of fiery explosions, Rags and Muffin will help you think warm thoughts during the cold winter.

You can preview it right now. Chapters one through four are available as a PDF file:

Rags and Muffin Sample Chapters (PDF)